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Actually.. its not July 15th.. Im writing this June 30th. Yes, I write these newsletters way in advance ;) As always we are looking for new ideas on howto make fun of Justin and the gang =). We have been informed that FSFLowana of Alpha Fleet made a catapult that was designed to shoot foam balls that are on fire. We have our creative consultant (me) looking into transporting this down from Illinois to Texas. We are leaning towards using Shuni's private jet. I am very proud on the responses that we have been getting about this newsletter. I am glad that you readers are enjoying these issues as much as I am. Oh well, this part is new, I had to include the winner from last week's contest. Congratulations FSFJosh for your response of Snotty... err... Scotty. I'll be sending you an official "I want Jace" t-shirt that I made with my home computer. Thanks for playing! Also, this may be my last issue. It has been fun writing these articles, however things have changed offline, and I will be away from my computer far too much to be able to stay on task of writing these articles. I wish I did not have to step down as Chief Editor, but I am. I am sure Tommy will find a replacement who will supply you with a better edition of 'The E' then I will ever be able to do. -Jace ...absit
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Writers of The E Publishing were all fired by the paranoid Chief Editor, Jason Livingston last morning. The Chief Editor’s only words to the staff of zero were “Ha” as he fired even the vending machine. Rumor has it that he will be making his way to Epsilon Fleet Command sometime within the next 24 hours to replace long-time Fleet Commanding Officer, Joe Ferguson. Reports claimed that Ferguson and Ashton have staged a plot to stop publications of The E. Surveys conducted by one of Epsilon Fleet’s hosts, FSFAcer showed that simmer’s IQ went up 10 points after reading one issue of The E. “We cant let the simmers get any smarter then they already are. If they get any smarter we might be out of jobs.” As simmer’s IQs reach all time highs, the editor at The E has been reaching all time lows. |
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Epsilon Second Officer Charged With Prejudice Against Dolphin Simmers The Orion Border is a nasty place. Onboard the USS Vastitude, a dolphin simmer (who will remain anonymous) charged FSF Kimberlee of being biased towards the other dolphins. |
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didn’t take my claims of a pirate being in sector 203 seriously,
we received a distress call from sector 203. If she had taken my
suggestion seriously that federation cargo ship could have been
saved.” Epsilon Fleet Command refused to answer whether these
claims were true. However, we did find tuna cans outside of Kimberlee’s
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Order of the Wands The students are now arriving at Hogwarts... mystery unvails itself as the faculty recieve a mysterious note claiming that the school will be invaded by evil on the eve after the opening ceremonies. They manage to keep this a secret from outsiders, but its only a matter of time... before something... bad happens. Just recently at breakfast, all the owls dropped out of the sky dead. Voldemort is in the area with some sort of plan to steal something. A student is horribly injured while walking down a hallway at night. Why is he out of the dormitories? Does he know something we don't? Teachers are getting killed... dementors on the prowl... Evil awaits... What is going on at Hogwarts? Join now to find out! Back to Top |
I'd join this sim, if it was cool ;)Actually, I just did because by me joining, it became cool. Sign up today!  Contact your local Harry Potter fanatic. They know where to lead you if you want more information on a good HP sim. |
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as "the miracle mucus" to his long time comrades, he was
the chief druggist engineer aboard the original Enterprise and its
successor craft. Bullish on his Flemish ancestry, he wears ceremonial
Kleenexes with his dress uniform, plays the nose flute and is renowned
for both his drugs and his spoon collection from all parts of the
galaxy. Once calling himself "an old Acid wall-crawler," he began active service in Starfleet midway through the Academy, and served on a total of 11 ships. He retired at the age of 72, after 52 years in Starfleet but for years was presumed lost en route to the Endorphin Colony, his new home. Although he never married, he became involved with a fellow crew member. What Star Trek character is he? Please send your answers to theE@abrom.net or PM yellowsubmarine on the forums. Your answer might show up on next week’s edition! =) |
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Well I was able to fire Jace, so HA! I win I win I win!!! Now all I must do is make it where Tommy never finds a replacement for him. My mission to discontinue this newsletter is almost complete. Next, I will see to Shuni making me run the entire FSF, so I can fire Luke and his FSF Weekly. Bow before me, before I have you fired too!! HAHAHAHAHA Ok, Ok. One last thing. Thanks for all of your support, I really appreciated it guys. I hope I can make these articles in the future, but until then, I will be taking my time easy - offline. No, I do not use spellcheck, so you grammar geeks, tough! Drop me a line at jason@abrom.net if you ever want to say hi or anything. Its been fun guys! |
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